Tales of the BWG

Murphy, You're Surrounded!

Observations of an immigrant

You Pick My Pocket, You Lose An Arm

And other ramblings

Slick System

Getting around in Hong Kong

Quit Picking Your Nose

And other disgusting crap

The KMB Workout

Keep fit with the Kowloon Motor Bus company

I'll Laugh When They Lose A Wheel Off Your Hearse

I need a bigger flat

It's Good To Be A Social Pariah

More space for me

The Rasta Bus

A surrealistic nightmare during the day

The Elevator from Hell

And that's not the only thing

A Sudden Left

We get slammed by Leo

Disgusting Food You Should Know About

Or: How to avoid barfing

I Hide Inside My Flat Like A Vampire

Protecting my pasty-white flesh

Rude Idiots

They need a slap upside the head

Stepping on the Big Meatloaf

And spotting a real meathead

The Elusive 1000-Layer Cake

The search continues

Fat Guy at 12 O'Clock!

Pestered in the streets

How Much Is That Froggy in the Window?

Good for what ails ya

Seven Dead Umbrellas

Typhoon Sam kicks our asses

Feeding Frenzy

The sharks are circling

A Can of Whoop-Ass

Typhoon York trashes the town

I'm Surrounded by Idiots

Or: The MTR Follies

Makati Floods

It was no thrilla in Manila

Football Hooligan

What happens when Neanderthals use technology

The Taxi Driver

And the curse of the Foreign Devil

On Safari in the Concrete Jungle

Or: How to find a flat in Hong Kong

Blowing Chunks

Not for those with weak stomachs

A Slice of What???

Horrific pizza combinations

Now That's A Haircut

And worth every penny

Welcome Home

Everyone seems so... short

Moving to the Big City

A necessary evil

Get Out of My House, Roach

Or: How I won the Vermin War

Translations, Toilets, Travel, and Trampolines

Ignoring the warning signs

The Year of the Dragon

The Golden Dragon pays a visit

I Should Learn Kung Fu

It may come in handy

The Joy of a Cold Toilet Seat

Or: How to survive a Hong Kong winter

Pest Control

Big or small, we handle them all

Like A Sore Thumb

Nothing is more conspicuous

Taking the Nestea Plunge

A decidedly eclectic Easter

I Need A Shower

Or: Hose me down with disinfectant

The Days Are Just Packed

Relaxation was never so tiring

Filipino Time

A time of bombs, taxis and ancient jets

Going Postal

Or: Why I hate bureaucrats

The Funky Chicken

A trip down salmonella lane

Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

On a total body massage? Are you insane??

Five Minutes

In the 4th Dimension, maybe

You Know

Take me for everything I own

Dogs and Babies

An unusual Christmas Eve

Christmas in Hong Kong

Deck the halls with my spaghetti

A Tale of Two New Years

Double your pleasure, double your fun

Oh, Shut Up!

Yes, there are dumb questions

Run Through the Jungle

In this heat?

The Steps of Pain

No, I'm not a masochist

How Now, Macau?

Exploring the enclave on foot

Whispers of Ghosts

They have stories to tell

Hurry Up, So You Can Wait

Escape to New York

First, We Take Manhattan

Entering Gotham City

Old Barney & The Sawmill

That's it! I'm moving in!!

The Squidgy Pickle Incident

My sister tries to poison me

A Run for the Border

Burning up that Mao money

Grasp the Peacock's Tail

Traditional Yang-style Taiji Quan

Mister, Can You Spare A Pint?

The benefits of bleeding

15 Miles of Manhattan

My feet are killing me

Toilet Trauma

At least it didn't explode

Misty Mountain Hop

Set free from the dungeon

Navel-Gazing

Slice me, dice me, fix me, stitch me

Touching the Past

And a piece of WWII

Crouching Hooker, Hidden Blender

Blenders are much harder to find

Inside A Chinese Wedding

Or: Why there's no dance at the reception

Let the Games Begin

Buying camera equipment takes legwork

Can't You Read the Sign?

Apparently not

Hamper, Stall, Bind & Clog

Or: HSBC screws you because it can

Dogs, Frogs, Bugs, Slugs and Floods

That's life in rural Hong Kong

Zeused!

Or: Thunderstorms and computers don't mix

Rule #5

Nathan Road is a snake pit

The Serpent and the Soup Bowl

Or: How to stay warm and ward off demonic possession

The Chiropractor Factor

Aging Sucks

Queue Quarrel

Next he'll tell me to get off his lawn

Hard Pressed

Or: How to deal with knobs

What Goes Around

Comes Around

Free and Clear

To enjoy the peace and quiet