15. People walk bent over to avoid having grease drip onto their clothing
while trying to eat fish balls off a wooden skewer.
14. There are two walking speeds: 1. High Speed; 2. No place to go and all day to get there.
13. Heavy traffic on mass transportation on Wednesday and Sunday because of horse racing.
12. There are more mobile phone shops per capita than anywhere else on the planet.
11. It's 20°C, and people are wearing sweaters, hats and scarves. So are their pets.
10. Wear any hat with a brim, and people will call you a cowboy.
9. There's a DVD and VCD shop on every block. Sometimes two.
8. People eat something called smelly tofu, and like it.
7. Everyone refers to the washroom as the toilet.
6. Your lungs serve you with a lawsuit for assault.
5. Nerdy, thick plastic eyewear is still popular.
4. Seafood restaurants are a dime a dozen.
3. Cold canned coffee.
2. Neon. Lots of neon.
1. Cantopop!