Just Hit It, Pillow-Hands

I had a great laugh from an article in which a Shaolin kung fu master characterised his Hong Kong students as "too delicate".

"Each of our classes takes 45 minutes. It's no problem with mainland or Russian children. But in Hong Kong, the kids complain that it's too tiring, so we have to give them a 20-minute break."

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"They are spoiled by their good living conditions. Outdoors, they have the MTR or buses. Indoors, they spend too much time in front of computers."

Had he been from North America he would have just come right out and said 'soft like bread'.

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