Do me a favour: if you're dawdling on the sidewalk and see me coming your way, don't step into my path and then come to a sudden halt the moment I draw within three feet of you.
It's exasperating, and I've had quite enough of it. From now on, I'm just going to run over you.
Maybe after you've been plowed into the pavement you'll appreciate that there are other people on the planet.
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