Christmas Foul

We're having waterfowl for Christmas.

Well, that's not entirely true ... I'm not having any. That's because the fowl in question is a flat dead duck; in preparation for Christmas Day my mother-in-law picked up a couple of the unfortunate birds and is now in the kitchen hacking them into little pieces and going on and on about how good they taste.

I didn't stay in there long; the odor was turning my stomach.

I'd sooner eat a bowl of dog food.

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