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Everybody was kung fu fighting.
Notes » June 2008
Thinks He's Secret Service
Dear Mall Security Twerp,
When I pause at the escalator to allow a mother and child to precede me, it is not a signal for you to surreptitiously squeeze yourself through the six-inch gap between my back and the handrail, just to save four seconds of waiting.
Do that again and I'll make you eat your ridiculous ear piece.
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