Pass Away Pacific

You've got to love Hong Kong for headlines like this:

CX hostesses learn to bag bodies

Ignoring for the moment that they prefer to be called flight attendants, let's talk about the meat of the summary gleaned from the pages of Apple Daily.

If you should die on a Cathay Pacific flight, you can expire comfortable in the knowledge that so far, 7,000 flight attendants have been trained how to stuff your corpse in a body bag.

Better still, new airline regulations prohibit the staff from jamming your stiffening cadaver into one of the lavatories. Instead, they must return your remains to its seat if there are no empty spaces elsewhere on the plane.

Fear not, the person next to you won't complain: he'll have a nice, quiet flight, and he can pinch the dessert from your meal since you won't be needing it.

Have a pleasant journey, and thank you for flying dying on Cathay Pacific.

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