Strike A Pose

How to pose like a Hong Kong traffic cop:

1. Wear black tights, a green-and-white striped reflector vest, and white sleeves attached to epaulets on your blue shirt.

2. Wear black knee-high boots.

3. Carry a pair of sunglasses in your shirt pocket.

4. Park your motorcycle; swing your leg back to dismount.

5. Put on your sunglasses.

6. Take a few steps.

7. Come to rest with your feet parallel, but with one foot ahead of the other.

8. Rest on one hip. Look about.

9. Repeat steps 6 through 8, at will, until you're ready to leave.

Congratulations, you've just passed the course!

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