Expat Brats

I thought jerks who answered their mobile phones during a movie were bad, until I sat in front of a row of teenaged expatriate brats.

They talked from the moment they entered the theatre and never shut up. The girls were worse than the boys, making outbursts when they reacted to scenes and offering sage advice to the characters, such as:

Omigod!

He's hot!

Don't go out there!

Omigod!

Watch out!

They're dead!

Omigod!

Hurry!

She's stupid!

Omigod!

Note to self: attend screenings before noon from now on.

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