Is This Even English?

Some goofball named Jake sent me this by e-mail:

wassup fag? let me ask u somethin, do u have anythin agenst azns? from ur website n all dat trash u write, u prbbly do, so get d [expletive deleted] out!! we dont need ur mtormth spoutin trash bout how hong kong produces its popstars, much less since u aint even azn. if u dont like us, [expletive deleted] off!!!!!!!!!!!!

if u received dis mssage in error, good, i hope it [expletive deleted] up ur computer, if not then im gonna send u a virus as soon as i can find an e-mail with enuff attchment space. otherwise i got nothin else 2 say 2 ur big ass.

Is this even English?

I'd make a comment comparing Jake to a mentally defective gorilla, but that'd be unfair to the gorilla.

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