Starving Shopper

While grocery shopping I saw a man standing in the fruit section of the supermarket, eating from the bin.

Not one store employee stopped him. I watched him crack open lychee fruit shells, one after one, and shove the fruit into his mouth. He ate half a dozen while I watched. Lord knows how many he'd eaten before I got there. He behaved as though he hadn't eaten in days.

Geez, pal, it ain't a smorgasbord. Your job isn't quality control. You figured that if no one stops you they could be considered free samples, right?

Try that with watermelon and see what happens.

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