SARS: Behind The Scenes In China

I've made a breakthrough!

Everyone wants to know what happened to the Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf. His sudden disappearance, combined with mainland China's persistent denials about the true extent of SARS, leads me to one conclusion:

He's working behind-the-scenes in China!

Think about it. The government was so impressed with his performance, they hired him away from Iraq at the opportune moment, squirreled him away in Beijing, and made use of his fantastic spin abilities.

He'll pop up on TV sometime soon as China's official spokesman. I can hear it now:

View large image "Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame the WHO for reporting before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role."

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