BWG Flambé

It's been over four years since I began BWG, and of the handful of hate mail I've received, most have come from people with a fundamental misunderstanding of this site.

I'm not making fun of the Chinese; I'm making fun of life, and myself. Anyone with a brain can see I love Hong Kong.

The following message landed in my inbox, but it's only fair to tell you the author sent another one apologising for what he said. I gave him a nice, gentle reply to both messages, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to continue the fine BWG tradition of being a smartass:

you white people are so annoyingly ignorant

It upsets you we're annoying; we'll make every effort to be pleasantly ignorant from now on.

your name alone shows me that your a pompus cocky showoff

Damn! I've been caught out. I am a cocky showoff! By the way, you misspelled "you're" and "pompous". Neener neener.

did you get picked on alot when you were younger? yeah figures ...

Yes, I was picked on. I still get picked on. The whole world is against me. Life sucks.

And why is it that what white people eat is soooooo normal and what everyone else eats is so terrible?!?

I can assure you, Sir, that pig's feet, haggis and head cheese are anything but normal. And I'll bet you've never heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

I hope you are getting paid well for this jackass

I hope so too, but I still haven't seen a cheque. All my buddies are getting rich off porn sites, but no, I had to stick with a clean, personal web site.

Man ... I am a jackass!

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