Exclusive Urinals

Many fast food joints try to reserve urinals in shopping malls for the exclusive use of their patrons.

Right.

Let me see if I've got this: I'm about to burst. I run in. Three stalls are empty, but they're reserved. The one public unit is occupied by some guy with a prostate problem.

I'm supposed to wait, turn three shades of purple and build a kidney stone the size of a grapefruit?

Not in this lifetime.

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