Golden Turd Award

The local rag reports:

An award-winning, $5 million toilet in Victoria Park will be spared during next year's renovation work ...

How does a public washroom become award-winning? Are the toilets made of solid gold? What did they do, poll people upon exit to find out if they had moving movements? What would you say if asked?

· Man, I had the time of my life in there!

· Best bowel movement ever!

· I'd go out of my way to urinate here again.

I have an overwhelming urge to head over there.

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