The local rag reports:
An award-winning, $5 million toilet in Victoria Park will be spared during next year's renovation work ...
How does a public washroom become award-winning? Are the toilets made of solid gold? What did they do, poll people upon exit to find out if they had moving movements? What would you say if asked?
· Man, I had the time of my life in there!
· Best bowel movement ever!
· I'd go out of my way to urinate here again.
I have an overwhelming urge to head over there.